You're Know Your Addicted
To Your Computer If...

  • Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like.

  • You can't correspond with your mother because she doesn't have a computer.

  • You sit in front of the TV trying to type at a keyboard.

  • Your computer room has a better air conditioner than your bedroom.

  • You speak of "Your Server" with the same reverence you used to reserve for your Doctor.

  • You comment, while watching a sunset, that the image would be enhanced with 10% more magenta and a higher resolution.
  • The optometrist looks deep in your eyes, and sees a screen saver.
  • Q: Why was there a bug in the computer?
    A: Because it was looking for a byte to eat?
  • If your fingers quit moving because you've been online for 36 hours.

  • When your desk collapses under the weight of your computer peripherals.

  • If you try to press Alt-F4 to close your car window.

  • You finally save up enough to visit the Grand Canyon, and you can't help but wonder how it would look on a 32" LED Monitor.

  • You ask a plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair in front of your computer with a toilet.
  • Your dog has its own home page.
  • You suspect there's a virus in your mashed potatoes.
  • Q: What did the spider do on the computer? 
    A: Made a website! 
  • Q: Why did the computer squeak?
    A: Because someone stepped on it's mouse!

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